Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth
In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.
Of Men's Magic and Warlockry, or: An Ejaculation of Warlocks
What is men's magic?
Men's magic is magic specific to men, i.e. magic grounded in maleness both physical and psychological.
Is there a women's magic as well?
Trustworthy sources assure me that there is.
Is men's magic different from women's magic?
Yes, by definition.
Are there, then, shared magics as well?
Of course.
What is warlockry?
Warlocky is the magic specific to the men of the Tribe of Witches.
Where does warlockry come from?
The Horned our god, the Great Warlock himself, taught it to his sons long ago in ages of ages.
What is the basis of warlockry?
While it would be a vast oversimplification to say that warlock magic is dick magic, it certainly begins there.
Can a woman be a warlock?
So long as she has a functioning penis and testicles, yes.
Can a trans-man be a warlock?
This, to date, remains largely unexplored territory.
To speak for myself, I remain open to the possibility.
What is an example of warlock magic?
To claim a territory, circle the exterior of your house and pee on all five corners. Scent-marking is among the oldest of all magics.
What is a working group of warlocks called?
A coven.
What is a plurality of warlocks called?
Authorities disagree. I myself would say: an ejaculation.
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