
You laugh. Go ahead. It doesn't change the truth of what I say.
Among the most potent of all magical tools is the clipboard.
Believe me when I tell you that with this clipboard in hand, I, middle-aged white guy, can go anywhere.
Anywhere.
With this in my hand, I could walk into the room where they keep all the money, and no one would stop me.
Not only would no one stop me, but they would avert their eyes as I did it.
You don't want to make eye contact with Clipboard Guy. You do not.
Invisibility, impunity, ability to instill fear: these are the powers bestowed by the magic clipboard.
Who needs a Hand of Glory?
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It's rumored that Marvel was about to green light a new super hero series about a guy with a clipboard, glasses, and a badge. Stan
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There was a guy in the warehouse today. Vaguely familiar, I think I've seen him before, wearing a yellow safety vest and holding
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Damn, Anthony! You mean you didn't recognize me?!?