Hi, Hain's the name: Sam Hain.
You don't remember me, do you? We've met before; oh yes, we have.
That's it: Dread Lord, Dark Lord, Master of the Underworld. Didn't recognize me without my antlers, did you?
That's OK, lots of people don't. You gotta remember what time of year it is. Oh, April: sweet, sweet April. Yeah, I dropped the first one back in late February, the other one...March 5th, I think it was.
Not to worry, though...there's a new pair on the way. Here, if you feel the pedicels, right here, and here, you can feel the new ones coming already.
Yes, of course I miss them. Does make doorways easier to negotiate, though.
Nice party, eh? Oh, hey, Belle, come here a second, would you? I want you to meet my friend.
You know my wife-consort, don't you? My sweet Lady of Summer.
Here, this is my Belle: Belle Tain. Yeah, I know, Hain and Tain. Can't beat it, hunh? I tell you, a match made in the Summerland. Here, Belle, I want you to meet...