Skeletons? Bonehenge.

Witch's hats? Conehenge.

Banks? Loanhenge.

Pastries? Sconehenge.

Hags? Cronehenge.

Ghosts? Moanhenge.

Punsters? Groanhenge.

New Agers? Tonehenge.

 

Gangsters? Caponehenge.

Sharpeners? Honehenge.

Burning maidens? Joanhenge.

Cellulars? Phonehenge.

Cornbreads? Ponehenge.

Red Horses? Roanhenge.

Athletes? Zonehenge.

Replicants? Clonehenge.

Scapegoats? Atonehenge.

Locovores? Homegrownhenge.

Ceremonial magicians? Intonehenge.

Pizzas? Calzonehenge.

Kings? Thronehenge.

Brass? Trombonehenge.

Unmanned planes? Dronehenge.

Dictators? Perónhenge.

Powers? Tyronehenge.

Perfumes? Colognehenge.

Studs? Stallonehenge.

Procrastinators? Postponehenge.

Putos? Maricónhenge.

Cartoon: Warren Miller