Och, where's a bard when you need one?

Come on, folks, we need some hot, sexy new chants.

The old ones have gotten pretty stale.

What do you want?

New chants!

When do you want 'em?

Now!

 

This is what monotony sounds like.

This is what monotony sounds like.

This is what monotony sounds like.

 

Hey hey [clap clap],

ho ho [clap clap]:

hackneyed chants

have got to go!