Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth

In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.

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A Different Beat

Witch Hazel is having an existential crisis.

Despite the assurances of her magic mirror, she's worried that she's getting prettier as she ages.

The doorbell rings.

It's Bugs Bunny, trick-or-treating, dressed as a witch.

 

Witch Hazel is stricken. She immediately suspects (and her magic mirror confirms) that she's been out-uglied.

Of course, she invites Bugs in.

Witch Hazel: Don't think I'm not going to worm all your ugly secrets out of you....Who does your hair?

Bugs (primping): Do you like it?

Witch Hazel: Like it? It's absolutely hideous.

Witches: Dancing to a different beat.

Since 150,000 BP.


With a tip of the black, pointy hat to the creative genius of Looney Tubes.

 You can see the clip here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYtgsLnEl38

 

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Poet, scholar and storyteller Steven Posch was raised in the hardwood forests of western Pennsylvania by white-tailed deer. (That's the story, anyway.) He emigrated to Paganistan in 1979 and by sheer dint of personality has become one of Lake Country's foremost men-in-black. He is current keeper of the Minnesota Ooser.

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