Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth

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The Craft's Last, Best-Kept Secret

 

 

Has anybody else noticed that there's nary a vegetable bouillon cube to be found at the stores?

I know, I know. Vegetable bouillon cubes are outré, taboo to serious cooks. Well, la-dee-da.

Me, I like them. They're quick, they're easy and, when you cook vegetarian, tossing one in can add that extra layer of base flavor that makes the difference between good and really good.

But—dammit—there aren't any to be had.

I ran out just before Thanksgiving. Since then, I've looked for more every single time that I've been at the store.

Ix-nay.

Then I discovered the reason why.

You know all those baby-eating cannibals that the Q-Anon election-deniers are so worried about?

Well: 12 out of the 13 top recipes for enfant rôti call for vegetable bouillon. As any witch can tell you, the delicate flavor of the vegetable broth perfectly compliments that of tender young flesh.

So sh*t, folks, the Craft's Last, Best-Kept Secret is out.

Guess we'll just have to start using chicken bouillon instead.

 

"Everything they say we are, we are."
Sparky T. Rabbit

 

 

 

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Poet, scholar and storyteller Steven Posch was raised in the hardwood forests of western Pennsylvania by white-tailed deer. (That's the story, anyway.) He emigrated to Paganistan in 1979 and by sheer dint of personality has become one of Lake Country's foremost men-in-black. He is current keeper of the Minnesota Ooser.

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