Dear Boss Warlock,
I say that when you offer to a River, you should face upstream, toward the River's origins.
My husband contends, though, that to face upstream is to oppose the flow of the River, and that while offering one should face downstream instead, toward the Sea.
Please help us settle this question. My marriage is in danger!
Upstream or Down?
Dear Up,
First off, let me congratulate both you and your husband on your piety. These days, far too many pagans ignore those powerful gods and goddesses that we call Rivers.
Secondly, let me concede that you both offer compelling arguments for your preferred form of River-worship, with perhaps a slight leaning in your favor. As you know, in antiquity, the primary shrines of any given River were generally located at the headwaters, if not actually at the source itself.
Now, when it comes to matters of observance, my recommendation is usually to consult local practice and do accordingly.
This case is different, though, since in this instance, both you and your husband are wrong.