Q: What's the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Wiccan?
A: Three Watchtowers.
The Jehovah's Witness stood at the door, holding up a copy of The Watchtower. My mouth literally fell open when I saw the title.
Isis Is Still Being Worshiped.
In this very room, as a matter of fact, I thought.
“I don't have time to talk, and I can't give you any money,” I told her, “but I'll be happy to take a look at your literature if you leave it here.”
Turned out to be an anti-Catholic tirade. Boy, was I ever disappointed.