Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth
In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.
The Sears of Death: An Urban Witch Story
Nowadays it's called Midtown Exchange and Global Market: a lively and successful gathering of lofts, restaurants, and ethnic specialty shops.
But more than 30 years ago, when I moved into the neighborhood, everyone in the area knew it as the Sears of Death.
A kind of shadow hung over the place. Inside, the light was always dim, the air always felt cold and kind of clammy, and everything, even new things, looked somehow tired, gray, and colorless.
Here's why.
Year: 1928. In Minneapolis, Minnesota, Sears is proudly opening its newest landmark outlet: an Art Deco skyscraper, clad in shining golden limestone, carved in Celtic Revival style.
On opening day, a shabby old woman shambles up to the doughnut counter in the front lobby.
“Give me a dozen doughnuts,” she mumbles, carefully laying out twelve pennies on the counter.
The clerk looks at her a little askance: the woman is dressed in tattered layers of mismatched clothing and smells pretty rank. Nowadays we would assume that she's homeless.
Still, a sale is a sale. The clerk dutifully puts twelve doughnuts into the bag, closes the top, and holds it out to the old woman.
“That's only twelve,” says the old woman, “I want a dozen.”
She's missing a number of teeth, and it's hard to understand what she says.
“Twelve is a dozen,” says the clerk, with opening day primness.
“A dozen is thirteen,” the old woman tells her. “That's what they give at the bakery.”
“Well, this isn't the bakery,” says the clerk. “Here, a dozen is twelve.”
The old woman takes her bag and goes off, muttering.
From that day forward, a kind of shadow hangs over the new store.
Inside, the light is always dim; the air feels cold and clammy, no matter the time of year, and everything in it, even the new things, somehow look tired, gray, and colorless.
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