Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth
In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.
The Boy Bond Loved
You may have seen the in Skyfall— scene it was nearly cut from the film—in which the epicene Silva unbuttons Bond's shirt (Bond, of course, being tied to a chair at the time) and runs his finger slowly down Bond's chest.
“There's a first time for everything, James Bond,” he says.
Bond, of course, remains utterly unfazed.
“What makes you think it's the first time?” he asks coolly.
Was this, did you wonder at the time, mere Bondian bravado?
Or was it something more?
Let me tell you the story of James Bond's first and truest love, the beautiful Lin Yu Xian, and how his tragic, and premature, death made our James the man that he was to become.
(If you're wondering what any this has to do with Pagan Culture, my friend, let me suggest that you may want to consider getting out a little more often. Same-sex love is always inherently pagan.)
It all started when young James was only 16...
(To be continued)
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