Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth

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Romney, He Only Has One Ball

 Tune: Hitler, He Only Has One Ball

 

Romney, he only has one ball,

Schumer has two, both very small;

Pelosi's got two small ov'ries,

but Mitch McConnell has no balls at all!

 

 

A tyrannical minority imposes its will on the majority.

A traitor president sells out the US to Russia.

A Republican Senate systematically dismantles the US Constitution.

 

 

It's up to us, folks!

Vote the Traitors Out!

 

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With Dishonorable Mention

for

the Democratic Committee of Iowa

for

Stupidity of Truly Monumental Proportions

 

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"My nem iz Vladimir Putin, end I approve dees message."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Poet, scholar and storyteller Steven Posch was raised in the hardwood forests of western Pennsylvania by white-tailed deer. (That's the story, anyway.) He emigrated to Paganistan in 1979 and by sheer dint of personality has become one of Lake Country's foremost men-in-black. He is current keeper of the Minnesota Ooser.

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  • Kile Martz
    Kile Martz Friday, 07 February 2020

    Revolution through the ballot box.

  • Steven Posch
    Steven Posch Friday, 07 February 2020

    So mote it be.

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