Paganistan: Notes from the Secret Commonwealth
In Which One Midwest Man-in-Black Confers, Converses & Otherwise Hob-Nobs with his Fellow Hob-Men (& -Women) Concerning the Sundry Ways of the Famed but Ill-Starred Tribe of Witches.
In Chief
Warning: Contains Vulgarities
Abuser-in-Chief
Blowhard-in-Chief
Chump-in-Chief
Dotard-in-Chief
Embarrassment-in-Chief
Flip-flopper-in-Chief
Grabber-in-Chief
Hater-in-Chief
Incompetent-in-Chief
Jackass-in-Chief
Klansman-in-Chief
Laughingstock-in-Chief
Mocker-in-Chief
Narcissist-in-Chief
Ogre-in-Chief
Pussy-Grabber-in-Chief
Quisling-in-Chief
Rapist-in-Chief
Solipsist-in-Chief
Traitor-in-Chief
Ulcer-in-Chief
Vacuity-in-Chief
Whiner-in-Chief
Xenophobe-in-Chief
Yeti-in-Chief
Zero-in-Chief
Comments
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Sunday, 30 September 2018
I was actually thinking of the Merriam Webster's Collegiate Dictionary meaning. 1 : a member of a race of brutes in Swift's Gulliver's Travels who have the form and all the vices of humans. 2 : a boorish, crass or stupid person. I guess I'm just out of touch with modern thought processes.
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Monday, 08 October 2018
To Any Yetis Who May Have been Offended by This Post:
My profound apologies for my unthinking Yetiphobia. I am currently enrolled in a program of sensitivity training to work on my species-ism, with a specific focus on understanding and appreciating yeti culture.
Yours most sincerely,
Steven W. Posch -
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Awesome! I wrote a piece several months ago called, "Controller-in-Chief" with similar tho more verbose sentiments. Haven't found a home for it yet. Thanks for posting.