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First Thunder: A Long-Lost Passage from Tacitus' 'Germania'

When Lightning Strikes Your Roof, Here ...

 

...Of the Anglii, this also may be said, if you can believe it: that at the sound of Spring's first thunder, they immediately drop whatever it is that they may be doing, be it ever so important, and fall to the ground and forthwith give themselves over to the act of love.

Indeed, the very king in his judgement-hall, the priest at his altar, nay, even the warrior on his battlefield: all these endeavors they lay aside to observe the rites of Venus without delay. Then, having accomplished their (as they see it) religious duty, they rise up again and promptly resume that which their act of venery had interrupted.

For Thunder they account to be the highest of all gods, and at the year's first sound of his voice it behooves them, so they say, to match, at his prompting, Heaven's pouring forth of seed (emissio semine) with a like pouring-forth here on Earth, that the crops may likewise grow tall and that the flocks may flourish.

Thus, if I may put it this way, at the behest of Jove do they offer to Venus on Ceres' behalf. Such is the disordered thinking of uncivilized peoples.

But enough of the Anglii....

 

 

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Poet, scholar and storyteller Steven Posch was raised in the hardwood forests of western Pennsylvania by white-tailed deer. (That's the story, anyway.) He emigrated to Paganistan in 1979 and by sheer dint of personality has become one of Lake Country's foremost men-in-black. He is current keeper of the Minnesota Ooser.

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  • Anthony Gresham
    Anthony Gresham Thursday, 03 April 2025

    That sounds like a story that Tacitus hear from one of the Angli tribes neighbors not something he witnessed himself.

  • Steven Posch
    Steven Posch Saturday, 05 April 2025

    A good travel writer never lets the facts get in the way of a good traveler's tale.
    ;-)

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