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An Evangelical Hymn to Donald Trump

Political cartoon U.S. Trump Easter ...

 As Sung Every Sunday in Evangelical Churches Across America

 

Donald Trump

kiss his rump

bend and turn

then he'll hump

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

my god

 

I'm a faithful Evangelical

Democrats are diabolical

it's so Evangelo-logical

Donald Trump

 

Donald Trump

kiss his rump

bend and turn

then he'll hump

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

my god

 

He's my pudgy orange savior

never mind his bad behavior

he's my gospel gladiator

Donald Trump

 

Donald Trump

kiss his rump

bend and turn

 then he'll hump

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

my god

 

He's my President-for-life

with what's-her-name his wife

there's a lib, grab your knife

Donald Trump

 

Donald Trump

kiss his rump

bend and turn

 then he'll hump

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

my god

 

He's my Jesus

he's my Trinity

I love him to infinity

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

my god

 

Donald Trump

kiss his rump

bend and turn

then he'll hump

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

my god

 

 

 

In its theological, intellectual, aesthetic, and liturgical vacuity, Evangelicalism—as its critics have always known—has from the beginning had a Trump-sized hole in its heart. By its shameful deeds, it condemns itself.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Poet, scholar and storyteller Steven Posch was raised in the hardwood forests of western Pennsylvania by white-tailed deer. (That's the story, anyway.) He emigrated to Paganistan in 1979 and by sheer dint of personality has become one of Lake Country's foremost men-in-black. He is current keeper of the Minnesota Ooser.

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